Industry Good & Bad

  • February 24, 2010

So I sent off an email last week basically saying "Here’s $2k but you have to answer a handful of support related questions before I decide to buy from you". No response. $2 fucking K.
Another company I sent an email to Friday. "I’m working on a new project and it fits in with your content nicely. However, I can’t seem to log into your affiliate area. Can you help?" Four days later, nothing. Fuck off.
And then there is Dwreck, who is now with Live Cam Cash. He hits me up, and says "How can we do business with each other again?". I say "Do you have a peel ad, because if so I’ll gladly put you across my entire network via peel ad". And he says…. "We don’t offer a peel ad yet but let me look into it". An hour later I get an email from him with instructions on how to use a peel ad they quickly created just for me. Go figure.
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Thirty things I learned from porn!

  • February 23, 2010

1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding ticket.
10. All women are noisy fucks.
11. People in the 70?s couldn?t fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman?s butt.
14. Men always groan ?OH YEAH!? when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they ?high five? each other.(and the girl isn?t disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don?t exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,the boyfriend won?t bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your cock in his girlfriend?s mouth.
19. There?s a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend, she?ll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches? or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man?s cock, it?s important for him to remind her to ?suck it?.
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man?s trousers and find a cock there.
29. Men don?t have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly on the back of the kneeling woman?s head and the other proudly on his hip.
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I’m going to make $200 a day!

  • February 23, 2010

After seeing a few inspirational threads around I’ve decided to set my self a new target working 4-5 quality paid hours a day at $50 an hour for 5 days a week giving me $1000 a week. Now I just need to to plan it properly get the ball and consistancy going!
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Alienq’s 2010 Predictions

  • January 1, 2010

So with the new Year poised by midnight tonight, I have the following adult industry predictions.
1: GFY will be sold off to another company in early 2010 to mid 2010.
2: Content theft will be curbed with highly secure measures by an unsaid content protection company using a new innovative technique.
3: The Year of Mobile will arise and cement itself as teh primary viewers choice when surfing. Check your stats and start detecting browser types. Expect to see more Blackberry clients and Safari and other mobile based clients pick up sharply in early 2010 and steadily increase.
4: Numerous "large" companies will be going down in flames. IE: Having 40 niches under one program will no longer be a priority business model. 2010 will be the year of "Boutique Porn Providers". Meaning companies with a specific Niche will fair far better than predeccessor business models of several Niches.
5: 2010 will be the world of blog and social networking traffic explosions. Adult Bloggers that specialise in a specific niche will not only see SEO improve but the demand for paid ad space pick up. THats right… People will pay you for ad space on a well traffic’d blog this year.
6: I predict 3 dead processor’s in 2010 and one of them will be quite a surprise as they drop adult transactions.
7: New revenue streams will become avilable in the adult market space with older concepts that are slightly modified such as Audio Text, and Live Chat via SMS/MMS. Newer features will be mobile based live shows and Live action to Mobile based traffic.
8: Virtual girl friends. Thats right Virtual girlfriends that send messages and keep ongoing "Relationships" with a partner. Yes she will cheat and yes she will have her own demands, and yes she will be sending you pictures. Virtually speaking.
9: Girl Friend sites and Solo Girl sites will continue to do very well in the industry. 2010 is the year of unique and exclusive content. Anyone not making use of Exclusive content will feel the burn. So get a hot model and start producing your own content or face the consequences.
10: 2010 will be the year that marks the men from the boy’s. Every year we see people come and go. This year we will see many come but most everyone go, while a smaller handful of people tough it out and others celebrate growing market share with less competition. 2010 will have huge cut backs in the industry and company closures, those running the tightest budget’s and offering quality services will excell very well in 2010. In short only the best of the best of the internet savey will survive, being the best just won’t be good enough in 2010.
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