I officially give up on google

• January 22, 2009

After working on learning all I can about SEO for the last year, dutifully applying it to the best of my abilities and getting marginal, at best, results, I quit!
Tonight, I was messing with some so-called keyword research and I googled a certain keyphrase for which I would like to rank well for. Out of 1.6 million results, one of my blogs popped up on the first page with the following results (edited to protect what little dignity I have left):

My blog title
Greetings XXXXXXXXXXXX porn lovers! Due to some douchebag that hacked into the servers at thumblogger, this blog is currently down. …
XXXXXXXXXXXX.thumblogger.com/ – 17k – Cached – Similar pages
After many beers and much reflection on this topic, the only logical conclusion I can come to is that google is more fucked up than garcia’s first wife.
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